Thursday, August 5, 2010

Emperor Palpatine Endorses Burqa


Recently in the news, controversy has abounded about the bizarre garmets worn by certain Mohammedan women. Sources close to the Obscure Lure have revealed that Emperor Palpatine has lent his support for the wearing of the bed-sheet, even mandating that his Royal Guardsmen wear them.

A Lure Correspondent weighed in: "At least Palpatine's idea of a Burqa sort of looks cool."